Doom doom doom

Ok, I'm supposed to be studying Spec Maths cause I have a test on it tomorrow, but nooo I'm here. What a loyal blogger I am, yes? :)

So, today we had 2 periods off. Teachers weren't feeling well. Turned the whole "Blue Monday" into a great one.

And here's a glimpse of what my class is like.
I didn't record the good ones :(

Sadly, I hate the course, but I love the friends that come with it. Sigh, dilemma.

My teachers are lame.

During LAN class,

Teacher: So what's our national bird?
Students: The hornbill!
Teacher: No. We don't have one.
Student: -__________________-

During Physics class, we were talking about equilibrium force.

The boy and the mirror are in equilibrium.

Teacher: What must you do not to see yourself in the mirror? Do you climb up? Or climb down? Or let go?
Student#1: Climb up.. No, climb down.. No, the mirror will follow.
Student#2: I say, let go. So the mirror will fall, and he'll die. Then, the boy wouldn't be able to see himself.
Teacher: Wrong. The answer is.. Close your eyes.
Students: -_________-

There was one during ESL too, but I don't know how to explain. But all I can say is, OMFGWTF. Are my teachers lame or what? Just like my class :D

My Valentine's Day

When I was a kid, I loved watching Cinderella. Apart from the mice part, I liked the whole happy-ending-giving-you-that-little-joy feeling.

WHAT? I was only 4, and I did not know what a boyfriend was. I thought you'd only find one when you get married, or something. Like I said, I was only 4, and stupid. And I only found out about Valentine's Day when I was 13 or 14. DAMN STUPID RIGHT I FUCKING FAIL IN LIFE.

Now that I know. So, it got me thinking..

OMFGBBQZ

But, in my defense, I like surprises from guys. Therefore, I'll speak from the guy's point of view. So, if I was a guy, I'd totally date Jessica Alba. *I'm a super hot guy with abs and all kay, Jessica cannot say no to me because I'd be sizzlingggg!*

I'd sizzle for her.

Okay, first, I'd rent this super hot limo and get an awesome tux. Then, I'd pick her up in that fucking hot limo. But the thing is, when she gets into the limo, she'd have to find clues to get to her destination.

And since V-Day would be on a weekend, she has all the time in the freaking world to find those clues okay! Anyway, in those clues, I'd leave kinky messages too. Hype up the night, you know? ;)

"Your next destination:
That first time I gave you your ice-cream on our first date. Psst, it's in the park.

P/s: We'll need to get that ice-cream later in the night at my place. You know what I mean. Popsicles ;)"

Yes, like that. And once she's done with all the clues, it'd lead her into the rooftop of a building overlooking the night view of the city. And we would have this little picnic, with the food that I've cooked for her.

After we're done with dinner, I would make out with her give her that awesome present that I've prepared for her for years - an engagement ring. Yes, I'm so romantic ;D Anyway, I'd propose to her in front of that night view. And with that, I'd say,

"Valentine's Day is just another ordinary day. But this day; it's special to me. And what's more special is that I'd like to spend all my Valentine Days with you. Would you?"

And then she cries and says yes. That's all, folks! The rest would be for Jess and I to know ;)

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Omfg, I'd so date myself.

My dream guy

Hello!

So, well, I asked Suwei (I just realised that I've been talking to her every single day o_o) what I should blog about, and she said:

So, here's my say on my dream guy.

1. Asian boys, who aren't Asian.
"Wtf?" you might say, yes? No? Either way, I'm going to explain.

First and foremost, I'd choose Asians over angmohs any day. Reason is.. I have none. I just like Asian boys. I'm not attracted to angmohs that much. :(
Second, I've been a banana - a chinese who can't speak any Chinese dialects. (yellow on the outside, white on the inside.) - my whole life. So, I'd like an Asian guy who speaks English well.
But there are a few angmohs I can't say no to. :X

2. NOT the Edward Cullen type.

Cheesy lines, unrealistic existance.. The whole Edward Cullen package. The motherfucker should be sued for being a vampire. Vampires are supposed to be vicious and evil, not lovey dovey and mushy. Edward totally defamed the name of vampires. Next thing you know, there'll be McAsshole, the mushy zombie.

No offence, but I've been a huge fan of horror movies, so yes. Edward Cullen is a vampire failure. To top it off, he's not even sexy. Sorry EC fans.

I don't mind guys who are romantic (or not) but not mushy. Fuck no to mushy. For one, I'd get goosebumps. Second, you might say that and the next thing, I get dumped. So, save the pick up lines please.

3. Good sense of humor.
I love laughing and acting stupid. I love saying, "I need to take a huge dump. *farts*" instead of "Excuse me, I need to use the restroom."

So, my dream guy MUST have a good sense of humor. I don't like serious shit and weird stares at me whenever I say something. Period.

4. Drummer Boy♥ *
Ok, this is just a plus point. I'd still find a guy cute if he wasn't a drummer. But most drummers are hot. Omfg D:

5. No to sweet talkers with no feelings.
I don't mind if a guy flirts with me only because he likes me. Like, play with my hair and touch my waist and all. But if he does that to other girls, I'd say, "Fuck off." Guys hate cheap girls. Likewise, girls hate cheap guys. If all you look for is to a long list with pointers on the 100 girls you've been with, then go to hell.

6. Honesty is the best policy.
I hate lies. I mean, who doesn't, right? If you have feelings for another person, then dump instead of cheat. Why the hurt? :(

7. Sweet and caring.
Somewhat cliche, but that's what all girls want. I mean, every once in a while, it wouldn't kill to say or do something sweet. Even the slightest thing you do for her would make her happy. Like, opening a door for a girl or give her a hug whenever you first see her or doing things that the girl wants you to do.

Omfg ♥

If she means that much to you, you'd do anything for her, wouldn't you? But don't be stupid if she asks you to go die for her love, you end up jumping off a building. Girls don't like dumbfucks too kay ._.

8. Unpredictable.
I love surprises. I hate knowing what's going to happen. I hate knowing what my dream guy's going to say/do/talk about/anything at all. So, unpredictable it is! :)

9. Looks DO matter, sometimes.
Honestly, I wouldn't want a guy too skinny or too fat. Or one that's ugly ._. I like cute guys okay, I SURRENDER I CANNOT SAY NO TO CUTE GUYS! D: And if a guy's sexy, *rapes to the max!!* Although I'd pick personality over looks any day, but c'mon, I don't want to snog an ugly dude.

Do YOU want to snog THIS?!

FUCK NO.


YOU'D WANT TO SNOG THIS.

So, screw what people say. Looks DO matter, kay!

10. Comfyness.
I like eating what I want, when I want and not feel like a total fatass in front of my guy. I like sitting like some ah beng while watching tv and be a total turn off. I like being totally disgusting and know that I'm loved for it. I like doing stupid things and not be referred to as weird. I like being comfortable. Don't we all? o_o

Okay, that's all I could think of.

And so, here's..

My dream guy.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MAD LOLLERRRZZZ!!
But ohwell, he has put up with me for the past 21 months.
Haha sorry you had to put up with my shit, Trav ♥. PEACE!

What about yours? Who's YOUR dream guy/girl? (: