Hello!
So, well, I asked Suwei (I just realised that I've been talking to her every single day o_o) what I should blog about, and she said:
So, here's my say on my dream guy.
1. Asian boys, who aren't Asian."Wtf?" you might say, yes? No? Either way, I'm going to explain.
First and foremost, I'd choose Asians over angmohs any day. Reason is.. I have none. I just like Asian boys. I'm not attracted to angmohs that much. :(
Second, I've been a banana -
a chinese who can't speak any Chinese dialects. (yellow on the outside, white on the inside.) - my whole life. So, I'd like an Asian guy who speaks English well.
But there are a few angmohs I can't say no to.
:X2. NOT the Edward Cullen type.Cheesy lines, unrealistic existance.. The whole Edward Cullen package. The motherfucker should be sued for being a vampire. Vampires are supposed to be vicious and evil, not lovey dovey and mushy. Edward totally defamed the name of vampires. Next thing you know, there'll be McAsshole, the mushy zombie.
No offence, but I've been a huge fan of horror movies, so yes. Edward Cullen is a vampire failure. To top it off, he's not even sexy. Sorry EC fans.
I don't mind guys who are romantic (or not) but not mushy.
Fuck no to mushy. For one, I'd get goosebumps. Second, you might say that and the next thing, I get dumped. So, save the pick up lines please.
3. Good sense of humor.I love laughing and acting stupid. I love saying, "I need to take a huge dump. *farts*" instead of "Excuse me, I need to use the restroom."
So, my dream guy MUST have a good sense of humor. I don't like serious shit and weird stares at me whenever I say something. Period.
4. Drummer Boy♥ *Ok, this is just a plus point. I'd still find a guy cute if he wasn't a drummer. But most drummers are hot. Omfg D:
5. No to sweet talkers with no feelings.I don't mind if a guy flirts with me only because he likes me. Like, play with my hair and touch my waist and all. But if he does that to other girls, I'd say, "Fuck off." Guys hate cheap girls. Likewise, girls hate cheap guys. If all you look for is to a long list with pointers on the 100 girls you've been with, then go to hell.
6. Honesty is the best policy.I hate lies. I mean, who doesn't, right? If you have feelings for another person, then dump instead of cheat. Why the hurt? :(
7. Sweet and caring.Somewhat cliche, but that's what all girls want. I mean, every once in a while, it wouldn't kill to say or do something sweet. Even the slightest thing you do for her would make her happy. Like, opening a door for a girl or give her a hug whenever you first see her or doing things that the girl wants you to do.

Omfg ♥
If she means that much to you, you'd do anything for her, wouldn't you? But don't be stupid if she asks you to go die for her love, you end up jumping off a building. Girls don't like dumbfucks too kay ._.
8. Unpredictable.I love surprises. I hate knowing what's going to happen. I hate knowing what my dream guy's going to say/do/talk about/anything at all. So, unpredictable it is! :)
9. Looks DO matter, sometimes.Honestly, I wouldn't want a guy too skinny or too fat. Or one that's ugly ._. I like cute guys okay, I SURRENDER I CANNOT SAY NO TO CUTE GUYS! D: And if a guy's sexy, *rapes to the max!!* Although I'd pick personality over looks any day, but c'mon, I don't want to snog an ugly dude.

Do YOU want to snog THIS?!
FUCK NO.

YOU'D WANT TO SNOG THIS.
So, screw what people say. Looks DO matter, kay!
10. Comfyness.I like eating what I want, when I want and not feel like a total fatass in front of my guy. I like sitting like some
ah beng while watching tv and be a total turn off. I like being totally disgusting and know that I'm loved for it. I like doing stupid things and not be referred to as weird. I like being comfortable. Don't we all? o_o
Okay, that's all I could think of.
And so, here's..

My dream guy.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MAD LOLLERRRZZZ!!
But ohwell, he has put up with me for the past 21 months.
Haha sorry you had to put up with my shit, Trav
♥. PEACE!
What about yours? Who's YOUR dream guy/girl? (: